Evidence That Women are 25% More Evil Than Men
I was totally pissing away productive time at work today and looking around the internet when I found a story on CNN.com entitled: Beauty Queen Overcomes Spikes Makeup for Crown.
This is how it opened up:
Beauty pageant organizers were investigating Sunday who doused a contestant’s evening gowns with pepper spray and spiked her makeup, causing her to break out in hives…. Rivera was composed while appearing before cameras and judges throughout the competition. But once backstage, she had to strip off her clothes and apply ice bags to her face and body, which swelled and broke out in hives twice….
Now that is pretty terrible, I mean pepper spray is to only be disbursed on drunk college kids and date rapists. Um, not that I know about either group. While you think the whole pepper spray thing would be enough, there was a hell of a lot more:
Someone also stole Rivera’s bag containing her gowns, makeup and credit cards. And a bomb threat forced pageant officials to postpone the last day of competition on Thursday, said Magali Febles, director of the Miss Puerto Rico Universe pageant.
What the hell is going on here? Was this an international terrorist threat? Maybe a grand political statement about how shallow these beauty pageants are? Nope, it was petty chick shit:
Rivera, who won Miss World Caribbean in 2005, had been a target of controversy from the start of competition, as rivals complained she was too experienced and should be disqualified.
Local media touted her as the likely winner, stoking jealousy among contestants, Rosario said.
People were pissed because she was an experienced front runner for the crown.
How great is that? Instead of vomiting up their lunch or not eating for a month to drop those extra four pounds, they decided to just sabotage her chances at winning. I don’t know if it is the most genius thing ever or pure desperation.
I have to say I am proud how far women have progressed in the petty shit department. Just think over ten years ago Tonya Harding was having Nancy Kerrigan taken out with a blunt object to the knee, now women have graduated into full out sabotage. If that isn’t progress I don’t know what is.
I am absolutely giddy at what the future holds in the land of beauty contestants. I can’t wait for one girl to drug another months before the next competition and then artificially inseminate her or perhaps take pictures of her having sex with Dustin Diamond…. Whichever it is I am totally on board and can’t wait for it to happen.
What is the pettiest thing you have ever done for revenge?
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On 11/28/07 at 8:57 am
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Yeah, women are evil. hehehe
On 11/28/07 at 9:05 am
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I thought it was just ME that was an evil. ALL women are evil? hmmm. Somehow I feel much better.
On 11/28/07 at 9:05 am
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Well some of us ladies are confident enough in ourselves to not feel the need to resort to such measures. We just bitch-slap everyone instead… The true southern belle way. Don’t ya just love peaches?
On 11/28/07 at 9:10 am
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I lost a boyfriend to a skinny chick once. I saw them in a resturaunt a month later and I noticed she had put on quite a few pounds.I had the waiter bring her a big chocolate dessert.
On 11/28/07 at 9:16 am
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Matty covered this yesterday….. and I’ll say it again, this is why I don’t like women.
On 11/28/07 at 9:16 am
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I take total offense to this.
We are way more than 25% more evil then men. We can think of things, that would make you beg to be placed in a chinese torture chamber.
On 11/28/07 at 9:20 am
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We are more than just 25% more evil than men.
On 11/28/07 at 9:56 am
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My sister did a pageant once, shoved a girl right off stage. It may have been one of my proudest moments.
On 11/28/07 at 10:11 am
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I think I read this yesterday on Matty’s blog. Anyway, women in general are sneaky and conniving.
On 11/28/07 at 10:24 am
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I heard a rumor that some people think she actually did it herself to get attention and sympathy! Now how’s that for evil?
On 11/28/07 at 10:41 am
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Whhhyyyyyyyy???? Boooo Hooooooo…
*actual sound bite*
On 11/28/07 at 10:53 am
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everyone knows women are way eviler than guys. we can be really fake and backstabby. ive noticed how my guy friends are kinda too nice sometimes…
On 11/28/07 at 10:57 am
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Someone just liked Drop Dead Gorgeous waaay too much.
And I can’t think of anything petty, everything I’ve done has been methodical and the subject deserving.
On 11/28/07 at 12:22 pm
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I honestly can’t think of anything I’ve done for revenge. I like to think that revenge isn’t needed. Karma is a bitch and it’ll get the person back for me. That, and I can’t think of anything that’s been done to me to deserve revenge. Yeah, yeah, I’m a laid back hippie. Sue me. If revenge is needed I will use it and it will not be pretty for the receiver. I’ve had 30 years of revenge stockpiling in my brain. muah ha ha ha haaa…
On 11/28/07 at 2:04 pm
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I got royally pissed at my husband and took his (Marine Corps) uniforms and doused them with barbecue sauce.
Needless to say, we had to buy him new uniforms.
On 11/28/07 at 3:00 pm
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Further evidence that women are in fact evil. But, what do you do?
On 11/28/07 at 3:07 pm
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Ha! Yes, we can be evil but isn’t there a little bit of evil in everyone? My sister was packing her kids up and moving away from an abusive husband. My nephew (12 at the time) found a way to get back at the asshole… just before they left, he grabbed every remote in the house and took it with them, throwing them in garbage cans in each state they went through on their way across country.
On 11/28/07 at 3:13 pm
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Yo, son.. that’s some WYLD sh*t man.. I should enter one of them things, you know - like, to “catch” the ladies in distress - it’s what a gentleman SHOULD do..
-Top Flyght Security
On 11/28/07 at 3:16 pm
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i think it should be added though, that women are nicer to men than men are to women. as far as same sex relations, though, women are total bitches.
On 11/28/07 at 3:20 pm
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lol.. yes women are evil biatches.. I agree. The most petty creatures on the face of the earth, and jealous of every other woman in the world! That’s why my main people are guys..it’s just easier and less drama! There are some normal laid back women out there..just have to keep your eyes open.
P.S. I found most of them already
On 11/28/07 at 3:22 pm
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pretty much BS. Did you know that now she is being investigated. They think that maybe she did it all herself, just for the publicity/sympathy votes. OR that it never happened in the first place, it was all just an act.
Either way… REALLY stupid!
On 11/28/07 at 3:58 pm
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Hooray for sexism! Beautiful sexism!
On 11/28/07 at 4:12 pm
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This is why I’m only friends with men.
On 11/28/07 at 5:26 pm
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Women are pros when it comes to being evil to one another, but at least we get it out of our systems in mostly petty ways… instead of surpressing it all and becoming serial killers like men
On 11/28/07 at 5:31 pm
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Lets see, the pettiest thing I have done for revenge? I would have to say when this guy yelled at me for inadvertently parking one wheel of my car on roughly three inches of his yard. I tried to reason with him first but he kept screaming and cursing so after a dialogue including me threatening his face with a tire iron he moved away but kept screaming and cursing at me, so I pulled out of the driveway I was in and backed up completely into his yard right next to him and put one foot on the brake and the other on the gas and gunned it digging two giant holes in his yard and then proceeded to move forward a few feet and do it again. Ha! I have never seen anyone that angry in my entire life. Jumping up and down and screaming. Hilarious. He called the cops and they talked to my friend because I was long gone, they laughed at the guy and told him he should have probably used a different approach.
On 11/28/07 at 6:02 pm
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Its not petty, When I found a g string in the backseat of my husbands new Dodge Charger, I didn’t get upset, i just cut out his leather seats and poured sugar in his gas tank……wat? was that wrong?
On 11/28/07 at 7:53 pm
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Ive known this one girl since we were both 6 yrs old. She’s well..easy. Anytime I expressed interest in a guy or a guy expressed interest with me and she knew about it.. she would go sleep with them. Anyways…I picked a nasty guy that had tried to sleep with me..told her about it.. and voile! Instant revenge.
On 11/28/07 at 7:54 pm
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A douchbag I went to middle school with dated my best friend when we were 19 and took her virginity. I told her he was an asshole, she didn’t get it. When he dumped her two days later she was devastated.
I found his 7th grade pic in an old year book - quite possibly the worst picture ever taken of a puny shitbag. I blew it up to an 8×10, and wrote “LOST: One Small Dog. Has no Collar, or Tags; but a VERY small Penis.”.
Made 100 copies, and we hung them up all over the grounds of the Community College where he was taking a Police Cadet Course at night. Parked 2 blocks away and watched class let out and all 30+ fellow cadets jeer the shit out of him while he ran around ripping them down! They were everywhere!
He deserved it.
On 11/28/07 at 7:57 pm
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It’s all about being creative… apparently women just have a “psycho” trait that men don’t have…
On 11/28/07 at 8:49 pm
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A front runner with experience? Now I’m waiting for Guiliani to put pepper spray in Hillary Clinton’s pants suit.
On 11/28/07 at 8:53 pm
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yep! women can be a devil specially when she’s provoked or hurt! i’ve heard that news about the beauty queen and i pity her!
On 11/28/07 at 11:30 pm
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I can’t believe it took this story for you to realize the depths of our evil ways! Here’s a tip from someone who is passin’ for peach: It’s the sweet, smiling dripping with peachy goodness gals you gotta watch! The sweeter they seem– the more icky blackness they have in their lil ‘ol hearts! Just an FYI…
On 11/29/07 at 9:10 am
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Two really evil petty things, at least: When I decided to break up with a live-in boyfriend, I packed his stuff in Hefty bags and left them outside the front door of my apt. Since I was the ass’t mgr., everyone walking by added to his humiliation. He came in from a road trip to find his toothbrush jammed inside a grungy sneaker. The other one was a break up, too. I’d decided I had enough, immediately started dating someone else, and when my old boyfriend showed up at the door, I had the new guy hand him his favorite cowboy hat (in the box) with a pair of red bikini lace panties stuffed inside as a memento. Of course, standing at the door, he opened the box, flushed upon checking his hat, grinned and left. I ain’t right sometimes.